You wake up in a small bedroom in the Crown Heights neighborhood of Brooklyn, sweaty, disoriented.
You are Jeremiah Budin. You are a comedy writer.
You have written for and directed several teams in the BoogieManja sketch comedy program.
You are one of the co-writers of HINT: A Murder Mystery, which ran at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.
You have a Twitter.
As you fumble for your glasses, you remember that your email address is jeremiahbudin [at] gmail [dot] com.